Why wait til Christmas when you can now get it twice a year – our smutty adult panto returns to The Fermain Tavern this Halloween.

But this isn’t pantomime… this is PHANTOM-IME!

Something deeply unpleasant is floating into Cockle Bay… and this time it isn’t a sea swimmer ignoring the sewage warning.

One year after a hot, sticky summer night ended in a terrible accident, four morally flexible friends return to Upper Bottom, hoping their filthy little secret has finally been washed out to sea. Unfortunately, the tide has turned and a mysterious figure in a raincoat is stalking the village with an enormous hook and an unhealthy interest in who everyone did last summer.

Nobody knows who the incognito killer really is, although he’s almost certainly hiding his real name on GPHYS.

Packed with outrageous characters, shameless songs, suspicious seamen and enough innuendo to block the Soldier’s Bay outfall, I KNOW WHO YOU DID LAST SUMMER is a gloriously filthy adult phantomime overflowing with murder, mystery and marine contamination.

Expect killer costumes, loose morals, bulging pipes and more raw shit than a summer afternoon at the bathing pools.